2K sports... major rip off?

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http://www.joystiq.com/2007/09/20/nhl-2k8-charges-5-to-unlock-feature-already-on-game/


SO let me ask you this... Would you buy a car that only goes 60MPH but have to pay an extra 10 bucks to unlock the extra 5MPH already built into the car?

No you wouldn't unless you're this guy...


Well Then I feel sorry for you ... mostly my Canadian brothers because NHL 2k8 does just that. You have to pay 400MP about 5 bucks to get what i'm guessing is a code that says naw son you can unlock this now. Because it's a movie editing tool that's ALREADY BUILT INTO THE GAME!

That's right they're charging you real money (In MS messed up way) to get something you already have on the game... WTF?

To my brothers in Canada... I'm sorry and I'm prepared to fight with you ... with Syrup ... I'll wear that maple leaf proud! Cause let's face it... You dudes love your hockey let's face it... Americans won't care about recording but you guys... oh I know this was going to be your "youtube" of hockey

Floppy disk Honda... wtf is wrong with you

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http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/feature-in-case-of-excess-floppy-disk-supply-use-to-paint-car

Ok, some people have a lot of times on there hands. Like this chick that decided, you know what? My honda isn't ugly as sin enough... Let's fix that.

So off she went into his old shed, you know the one. The one little Jessica went into but never came out of.

But don't worry kids the outside isn't the only thing changed. From a punch card dashboard to Steering wheel processor chips... Something tells me when this person gets in a crash they are going to really get messed up.

Would I do this to my car? I don't know. Could Britney Spears be a normal mom? I think you have your answer...


If real life was a game...

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10.

Drinking a can of Coke will give you your health back and also double as a throwing weapon.

09.

Your jean pockets only have 8 slots but a bazooka only takes up 3 slots.

08.

Even if your car is on fire, if you put it in a garage and close the door it will be fine when opened

07.

If you fall from a large cliff you'll be fine if you double jump just before you land

06.

Do not shoot the red barrel if you are next to it.....That will be very bad for you

05.

If you ever need some change, kill a sewer rat. It will have at least 5 copper on it.

04.

W, A, S, D would be the only letters you'll need to know

03.

It doesn't matter how many keys you have. It's not the Blue key card.


02.

FPS is the only view

01.

All of lifes questions can be answered from breaking any random wooden box.

Knight Rider is back 2008?!

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0384254/maindetails

Dude what?! Hell yeah. I will see this. I will be happy to see this if it has THESE two dudes are in it...






Don't know if this is the poster or just a fan made one but damn. I will buy the toys, the video game and hell even the promotional Dodge, pontiac whatever this car will be.





From the wiki:

Revolution Studios announced a partnership with Mayhem Pictures to create a film adaptation of the TV series. The film would be re-designed to be similar to Revolution's previous project, XXX. Series creator Glen A. Larson was hired to write the first script draft, with the series' lead actor David Hasselhoff attached to advise the project and also have an onscreen role.[1] In April 2003, Revolution Studios hired screenwriters David Elliott and Paul Lovett to pen the film's script.[2] In April 2004, the premise of the film was described to have Hasselhoff reprise his role as Michael Knight, though he would be an elder statesman that would serve as a mentor to the protagonist like the character Devon Miles mentored Knight in the TV series. The protagonist would be Knight's son, inheriting the family business and driving the vehicle KITT. The series' voice of KITT, William Daniels, was being sought by Hasselhoff to reprise his role. The producers' choice for the role was actor Ben Affleck.[3]

In May 2006, The Weinstein Company acquired film rights to adapt Knight Rider from series creator Larson. He expressed his interest in the film adaptation as a potential franchise property.[4] The following September, Hasselhoff invited actor Orlando Bloom to portray Knight's son in the film adaptation, but Bloom turned down the offer.[5] In April 2007, Hasselhoff said that the film was in development at Miramax, and that he would at least have a cameo in the film.[6]



Orlando Bloom... FU

Scarface .. the lamp.... wtf

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http://www.thingsyouneverknew.com/website/store/product_detail.asp?UID=2007090622445240&item%5Fno=83000&ltype=home&WT.svl=HomeItem0&WT.ac=HomeItem0

So for $50 you can buy a lot of things.

A game


A couple pairs of pants


a crap load of Halo 3 game fuel


Hell even a couple tanks of gas (depending on what you drive)


But NO you're not going to spend it on that you're going to get this bitch...



Why? Why does the sun rise, why does the sun set? It just does ok. Just when you thought you had the most ugly tacky Scarface item ever... oh wait till you get this... thing. I mean really when your home is being raided... or hotel room you want the cops to think you actually have a gun and you're so cracked out on god knows what you actually grab the damn thing and try to shoot them.... You will be missed.

New ipods, a lot of rip off....

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So today apple released some new ipod products and software for itunes and i'm happy but sad in a lot of ways. I'll tell you why so here is the new line up...



They look pretty nice don't they oh yes. But hmmm an iPod classic? Well we'll get into that boys and girls.

THEshuffle

Pretty much the same thing just new colors still 1GB still $80... eh can't change much the new colors are ok I guess whatever NEXT!

THEnano

So like it or not it became fat that also means a 320-by-240-resolution display with video and what apple says a 65% brighter screen. Still, they do kind of look ugly as sin and the colors... not working for me like the blue and whatever green that is...

It also sports the new interface (more on that later). They come in a 4 and 8 GB model starting at $150. Maybe because apple knows this little hefer maybe a hard buy, you get three free games Vortex, iQuiz, and Klondike. Not like you'll ever play any of these but you know.

Really though It almost makes the nano look ... cheap or like every other MP3 player.


http://www.ilounge.com/index.php/ipod/review/apple-ipod-nano-with-video-4gb-8gb/

THEclassic

Ah the classic. New interface same god old design. Not that the ipod is a bad design but it's really starting to show its age like every dell mid range tower sold to consumers...

With 80GB or 160GB of storage it's a bit sad that this model to buy if you watch or have a lot of videos and want to watch them on the go. Though it does come with a new metal shell! I guess apple was getting a bit pissed with people getting pissed the iPod would scratch when, you know... you looked at them. It also comes with Vortex, iQuiz, and Klondike again, games you'll almost never play and if you do... it'll be solitaire... you know it's true.

The photo section got an update however, if by update you mean a different background color then yeah sure!


Also is a new shiny search field


Because we need more ways to get pissed with the scroll wheel?

THEtouch

The iphone without the iphone and the ipod without the storage...

MUSIC, VIDEO, PHOTOS
As far as this goes it's the iphone set up. Nice interface works great.

WIFI web/youtube
The cool part is it has built in wi-fi like the iphone. However like the iphone it does not support flash so it has a separate youtube icon since it formats it in a different way. So yeah up yours Zune... sharing songs pffft freakin web browse bitch! What?

BUY MUSIC ONLINE THROUGH THE IPOD WOOT!!!
This part is cool. Finally you can buy music on the go and put it in your ipod. With the DRM free music I can see how this would work well but with the DRM... I have to check more on this cause that's a bit ehhh.

Starbucks music
Say you're listening to music in Starbucks and you like the song that's playing you can get it from your ipod and download it... I guess that's cool in an appleTV pointless kind of way...

It also has all the other glam and ah about the iphone from multi touch to ambient light sensors that knows when your outside or inside.

It also seems that the Touch is the same software hardware as the iphone. So while the apps from the iphone are not in the touch.... They will be soon (perhaps not from apple though) Mod community anyone?

What's not to like? two numbers 8 and 16 that's how many gigs are in the touch with a price of $300 and $400 I don't know. I mean it's nice it's a full screen video touch ipod but you would think this is meant for video and if it is, you kind of want more then just 16GB because let's face it, while we may not buy a lot of video from the store we do have a lot of converted video. I know I have about 4 or 5 movies on my ipod 30GB and that's not gonna have a lot of room for my video podcasts, 1 to 2 hour audio podcast and a couple hundred songs. Is this really worth it? I don't know.

It also seems from an Engadget posting that the Touch may have blue tooth built in like the iphone. Wireless stereo headphones anyone? Or even blue tooth transfers instead of docking? I hope so but i'm guessing not. Thanks apple.. thanks A LOT!

iTunes

iTunes got a lift or at least getting one. The big one? Purchase tracks through the ipod and wifi. FINALLY! I hope it works and not bugged the hell out thanks to DRM.

From what apple says all you do is sync your ipod to your mac or pc and it just transfers and you can sync with any other ipod product like it was nothing... we'll see apple... we'll see.

Ringtones aka the rip off buy

ok HOW THE HELL are you going to charge me an extra 99¢ for a song I already own and have to cut to what really should be a "sample" you usually get in the itunes store? HOW?! This is just a rip off a total rip off. I'm not going to even go into how this works or if it's worth it, because unless your some kind of sad retarded born yesterday clone type deal you'll know if this is worth it or not.. jack asses.


Extra notes:



So what do I think of the new iPods? Eh really just Eh just like the new mac designs, the only thing that has me excited is the mod community for the ipod and the next OS.

I don't like the colors really, I don't like that the touch (true video ipod) at it's highest has a 16GB drive and I don't like the style of the nano.

Not that I hate any of them I just think this is apple, these are kind of eh products. I guess we'll have to see about upgrades to drives and maybe style or color changes.

Myst ds... ah no

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http://www.dsfanboy.com/2007/09/05/shaky-cam-myst-ds-footage/

We all remember Myst.... well some of us. A point and click puzzle game. Either you loved it or hated it (For the most part, you hate) but it was a relaxing game to play on the old computer once in a while. However this is not a "lite" game. I remember writing things down on paper working sometimes 20 minutes just to figure what the hell was going on. So when I saw this...



I thought ..... This is the dumbest thing to bring to a hand held since the gameboy printer/camera


Ok, first of all I really didn't like how you "zoomed" into text on the opera browser and I'm sure has hell not going to like reading "script" looking at drawings like this either.

Second of all, the ambient noises and sound was great. While the Speakers on the ds are ok.... they're not going to capture that feel the old Myst games had.

It really doesn't look like it adds anything new, and a game like this was death on a console forget a hand held a system designed for pick up and go gaming ... WTF? Who thought this was a good idea anyway? Who thought that for some reason someone would want to play this on a DS? Who I ask WHO?

Command & Conquer free

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That's right the fist C&C for windows 95! is free download it at the EA site.


1995

2007


So it's not the "best" looking game around.. it's free jackass and history! download it!

Cool ads that sold consoles

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The sega dreamcast 9.9.99 teaser commercial


Playstation 2 future Playstation 9 teaser ad


PS3... THE CELL


GBA SP RETRO remix ad


Gamecube Commercial... the cube


Nintendo DS... touch is good


Gameboy Micro... Colors


PSP... transform

coolest vw ads

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Volkswagen has always been a company that has great ads, print or tv they always make you laugh, think or in some cases make you go "wow" . Here are a few of those ads


Singing in the rain
Just a very cool "remix"


Shadow Puppets
Very cool ad with shadow puppets .. a lot of shadow puppets


Think small
Print goes to video


Naked Jetta


Frogs


Jackie Chan


Angel


Speed Racer VW


Father Daughter
Another heart warming VW ad


The V-Dub ads
Of course who can forget these


Jetta Sync


Bollocks


MPG
HA!


Speedy Gonzalez VW
Great just great


Free car


The "safe" ad
Some Controversy went into these ads with the ultra realism they portray but not a lot of car companies would ever do this. They always want to give the feeling the car is "always " safe and somewhat nervous to "crash" it.


boom
This one was kind of not shown... Here's why


hmm


VW with that kid.. you know that kid that grew up


King kong VW



The break up


Your Fast
Funny series of "fast" ads


Cats
funny twist at the end


The stuck
ha ha get that out with a shoe


The wedding
Turning this one almost into a mini series you almost forget about the car till the end and bonus : It has a twist


A bug's life
A cool little commercial showing a time line of a bug and it's "rebirth"


Vintage
Just funny


The rabbit
A cute little commercial that kind of brings life to the rabbit


A night drive
Just a very mellow different take on kids and cars


delorean vs VW Bug
Bug ftw


Evolution
The change from the old bug to the new bug


Old vs New