Cruis'n wii OMFG

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=182888

racing games that have come out in the past and a shot of last gens racing games .. So the screens for Cruis'n wii makes me think hmmm this game must have been for the ds... before I go into detail about what crap this game really is... I want to share with you, some wii ok :)


First up .. Need For Speed Carbon

Granted any driving game for the wii that does NOT use a freakin wheel is border line retarded but what are you gonna do. They built the wii to play mini games and ports with waggle control.. not ... for real gamers... Anyway, this looks pretty good especially since it's pretty much a port.

Excite Truck

Ah Excite Truck, the game that had the nerve of changing a tried and true formula and turn it into a redneck ugly stripped down version of Burn Out... Kind of like Britney Spears to ... Britney spears 5 years ago... (score one for me) True this game is .. crap but at least it has nice um, fire and blur effects...

GT Pro Series

Ok so I guess what happened here was someone saw the game auto modellista decided they liked the graphics but didn't actually play it and also decided to strip down the graphics to a cell shaded game..... So they made the game look even worse because I guess they thought adding better looking cell shading to a game was a dumb idea.... whatever at least this kind of had a "style" going for it.

Monster 4X4

Ok, yes this game is HORRIBLE looking but... in its defense it is a port of a cube title and a launch title so even though it is crap. You knew it would be crap.

Now we move on to Cruis'n and here, boys and girls are the screens

OMFG what is this?

I love how they deal with night graphics.. because the DON'T!


So at this point why is anyone even trying to make games for the wii? They really can't and shame on you nintendo for letting this pass quality control.

I hate you so much right now I will kill your family ... So at this point I have also given up on any racing game looking good or working on the wii even mario kart.. no just no.

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